You are invited to … Newfoundland’s version of the popular game …
When: Saturday, March 30, 2002
1300 hours SHARP!
Where: Slainte, Deer Park, Salmonier Line
As you all know it’s that time of year
Salmonier Survivor is finally here!
We’ve all been waiting for March to come
Let’s all cross our fingers and hope for the sun
Now, there’s not much snow in Deerpark this time
So you won’t have to park on the Salmonier Line
It’s much more convenient but a whole lot less fun
At least Dawn and Al won’t take the ski doo for a run
Because of last time expectations are high
This year’s no big deal and I’ll tell you why
Danny and Denise, down south they did go
So at this year’s event they’ll be a no-show
But we’ll still have a blast at our Newfoundland game
Some challenges different while some are the same
Please arrive at Slainte, 1:00 is the time
I’m finding it difficult to make this line rhyme
There’ll be chili for lunch and slush will be free
But bring your own meat or snaring rabbits you’ll be
Will you be team “Blue Star” or is “Black Horse” your tune?
Please ask us no questions you’ll all find out soon
We’ll drink lots of booze, play some games, have a scoff
And clue up the night with the 2nd Annual Dance Off!
So we’ll see you March 30th and please get some rest
Cause soon Saturday will come and we’ll know who’s the best!